美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

7 Z4 v* }+ d, S2 a% MIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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! Q& o9 _9 ?. u5 KI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

+ b, r  o. ?. r你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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9 d  M9 x' w! M) {You have just invented a new form of torture.
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, d! d" v/ j3 l4 Z  U! i" }9 R你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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; O1 F* _1 Y# a/ w* m* tIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

# A8 H( h# z$ h0 g2 G/ a如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

9 Q9 j" m/ r; e7 G1 w; p- c人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

; |& V6 P3 O/ |# XYou killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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7 b  o3 s4 D1 AIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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6 v; h- p% j4 L+ X* p1 e( dI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

% f) @+ p% Z, D' T, cI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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4 y( P- D. [# i5 [6 ^- Y我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

+ q, ^& W- h) {3 b* B- WImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

" T0 l; u3 U9 t你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”