不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
" f8 N6 Z1 s; C        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
2 Z9 A, }3 T6 n5 D/ C        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
5 f* e, [) J" M3 k& f        5. Witty
. V& `$ V3 W; e0 n4 K: p        6. In good shape
- M2 `. l. W" F3 u) r        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
( i. G5 D2 h9 m% N9 J( e        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
8 [$ J* \$ B" U; b# A% }        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

5 U2 `$ I& U& e8 }6 B        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
3 u% l! d& p: H$ |4 Q4 h2 [        3.有经济实力
, H5 u9 n% m& Q- G. x( B( s        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
; l: @# y- P. m% U        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
/ H# m: B3 R. f. \2 T" c        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
; `- c2 [) v" Z/ g. G        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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) k) Q: @% a; {# M: S- X5 Y- Q( C        Age 32 - 32岁时
1 U0 N  Q. p* X) j; S        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
+ P6 P' e1 v2 Q' }4 s        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
0 u3 K- m( `6 ?- f0 R$ B0 }        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
3 p( j" n+ A; r9 j) d: w- Z& n+ b) A        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
6 {9 n; ~3 O: \; B  o- @+ u        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
% G. a$ D1 r6 L9 `0 l( ?. [1 e6 g( k        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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& t3 \, I* G1 A    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
, F0 e. d" @9 v; q6 x) m        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
5 H! s' i$ ]( O2 D5 `8 D        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
; A. m: F9 x/ h! U5 {. W        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
; {# d+ a4 r4 c' j$ x- z: ]        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
- w) d. ]3 A% j) X$ S9 U        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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: N  O8 R' t9 K3 ]: k        Age 42 - 42岁时
+ ~* W2 ?* a) ?1 k3 H" z        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
/ }1 U# E. N( B! M$ I! A        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
2 V+ n: {8 q4 ^) o* N; ]        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
        4. Nods head when I'm talking
2 I" S. A) o0 I! R% c        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
$ a$ g0 Y* h  [# L4 U/ [        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
0 M- A* i6 S2 N        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
& C( R: l# _8 F        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
7 l- a0 R# J1 R& N+ S- s: X        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
$ r2 M# l  ~* a1 o        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
. J; g% P- A0 y( S8 V2 f6 t        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
; }6 x0 `: v9 H0 N0 K        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
2 v, ~% m$ o: y. N# x        9.记得放下马桶座圈
& ^/ }/ p  X" b) U. U        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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% o3 x7 ^% ^- J' O2 `) @( `        Age 52 - 52岁时
- t* d( R8 X! l: B        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
  F, W+ d9 [- N; f) J7 A3 g        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
. m# B/ d- v9 S( I1 @( {! O        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
/ u* X% @6 u- P# l        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
: w; z! G: n+ |! L, e        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.
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4 @$ r% ^* p! }( ~& H        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
9 x+ S) x- S* o9 _1 S1 z        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
: _. ^, Q5 S$ s- J        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
& s: |1 j/ {) n/ r" u        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
) f; |( S4 e9 |8 A        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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+ [/ b0 Q! i0 R# m- r' J2 ?9 a        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
        5. Remembers why he's laughing
8 v' a6 Z. ]5 z6 I        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
- `7 h  R7 H; t/ l5 p7 s2 @        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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9 f3 |% T/ J2 Z5 I( d    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
: n  D- h  z" P/ E$ w, r; N6 @0 j        2.记得浴室在哪
# a9 S! I1 X) L8 l        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
1 F2 P1 m3 B8 X" R0 k8 M        5.记得自己为何大笑
        6. 行动自如
        7.通常穿着衣服
5 T% W! x8 ~0 k1 u- ^3 Y6 C        8.喜欢软的食物
& s) g) j, v; C8 ?' R2 \        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
        10.记得哪天是周末

        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
$ l$ ~4 ?& D. v4 ^        2. Doesn't miss the toilet

. T1 }- W% [1 q8 a/ P$ [$ O2 Y        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
9 B) |# a5 U$ [$ U6 X        2.能找到卫生间