人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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  J1 f* W1 z4 `8 \) W    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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    性本善：Sex is good.

    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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) H1 ?" t' m: D9 W# g    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, u- ?0 B5 x& M) L    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

    教之道：The way of learning it
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6 S  E  {* }; N8 B  l# `    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

  G; @6 N0 n. r3 p. O  T    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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3 \6 D$ A1 m9 a$ H2 A% A    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, k6 v( |1 a- ]. F" u    教五子 All his five son took it
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( m5 _3 }) a9 }* u2 K) x% G0 \    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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6 {# u: |4 V  T4 c    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

* Z1 f5 o; Y1 U) M2 \; s3 c0 x    父之过 It is all your fault.

    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

# c* {6 R7 ]- a1 ?    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

    子不学 You may refuse to study this

    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

7 C: F( Z' o' N1 {1 {    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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. @# ^# q/ j# x% l4 e: y% R9 a3 }* S    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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$ X: P5 L5 I6 i: r" n    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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- ?; ?1 m1 f0 A, q* }; i4 O0 w5 [    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。