人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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5 l3 ^) Z5 I: V. T6 \* V" x    人之初：At the beginning of life.

( S" N9 o+ @# z& z4 K" z4 G$ a! t    性本善：Sex is good.
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    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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# C% _1 A; q0 S, h& T    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

    教之道：The way of learning it

; Y: S9 F3 X! W4 z$ T* |    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

! w" z$ j7 N3 `. T6 D: t    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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' f, w' q4 O: V    子不学：If you don't study hard,

    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

4 [8 b* r0 G/ M4 T; v& R3 `    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

: u, h2 z+ \8 F" S  z% |    教五子 All his five son took it

    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

/ K/ H. @$ J1 N# X2 n. ]% T: w    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

2 x3 s. ~$ {: d  c  V8 v: T    父之过 It is all your fault.

    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' p4 b. \0 F) ^+ J) K& u! X: b    子不学 You may refuse to study this

* I) }# `! y# H: t6 q# ]    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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3 n! v8 L6 o. ?8 Z    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。