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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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% D1 H, Y1 S3 l. K  u1 W8 n在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！
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Early Big Shopping
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" H4 C! o7 {, ~) C0 z" aAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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4 Z9 e+ p  l8 c" e" d. g* D' DThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you

have committed?" The offender said, "I went
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how

early did you go shopping?"

He answered, "The shop was not yet
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open for business,

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