[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
& |2 L5 Y( B. S9 a" i3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
7 O4 p% }' P5 O3 a8 V1 e4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
2 r. z! u8 _5 x( w5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
0 Y+ h, b/ b" m: q+ L; }, Q% o8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
7 T& B: ?$ C8 T. `# q) L6 X9 w答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
% J( V$ l3 ^$ _4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
0 y# s( G8 k  Y) o' P5 V5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
& }3 u* E, E: ]5 {* E) O( t6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
5 U+ z( {; E& l5 @  x$ i- s7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
6 F7 }. j3 Y8 E: ?% I/ D8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中