Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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; X6 m* E9 T/ _5 F7 |Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
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1 e* {  r3 E6 K/ |+ N+ X5 Z4 P- b% UQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
$ }! m! m0 }, `Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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+ p/ F/ U' ^, @$ m9 h4 DQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
4 J9 _+ X$ r$ Y/ t" U' SMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
5 l9 [& ?# H: T7 D* J  E) Z8 E/ ~* w(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
" `7 Y) V8 s7 R8 g9 Z9 i& OMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
$ b- W! v- ^" Q/ B8 JQuestion: How can you say so?
6 f3 n5 b+ l" |4 ?' TMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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8 s; G+ r  `' z$ T+ v3 V(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
8 N& f  N4 Z$ F; u% qQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
/ |/ A0 D+ K# J( u" S. c; F- iMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
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: r4 p5 n) r% t. J+ m: TMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
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Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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4 C( i: G6 Y. FQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

* O! P: T' h- N+ R$ W5 W- K9 j8 I  \Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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: P& c" H9 @1 x* g* \; Z" i4 |Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.

( o% C7 p  G9 s$ [# }$ hApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
$ Q8 u& F& y' z: RMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

7 ^( H0 C2 B  E& IQuestion: How can you say so?
) s3 [8 S1 d6 lMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........


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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~