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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:38:00

我結婚啦﹗﹗強烈要求斑竹加經精﹗﹗﹗

想當初為了能和妹妹你聊天﹗
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這麼高昂的表白都不能打動她？
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還記得我們那深情的一KISS嗎
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你怎麼忍心拒絕我
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但是無論如何我還鼓起了勇氣


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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:40:00

這是我設計的結婚請貼，你還滿意吧。

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這是咱訂做的蛋糕，只要你喜歡我就願意
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唯一不太滿意的地方就是你找的伴娘和你也太不般配，你這不是考驗我嗎？<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/2005527183946481.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />




再有就是那幫家伙硬是往死裡灌我

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你看看他們那副德性


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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:45:00

我想那天我是真是喝高了

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而你居然用這種方式幫我醒酒
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不過，好像不只我一個趴下了
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終於拜 天地了
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可是洞房之夜我們只能….


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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:48:00

我真是累壞了，到哪都能睡

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我看你也蠻辛苦的


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哎呀，你看你哈拉子都流下來了<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552718482965.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />

u-jin 发表于 2005-5-27 18:49:00

可爱可爱~~

12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:49:00

早上起來連褲子都穿錯了

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而我上班都沒勁
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啊依呀依耶， 不管了，我們大家一起來睡吧
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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:51:00

本來以為我們可以千子千孫的

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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:52:00

才發現你才是真正的辣妹

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你也給我留點面子吧
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還要叫上你的姐妹一起欺負我
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你居然還是天地會的人<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/20055288935823.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />
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12064 发表于 2005-5-27 18:54:00

但是這次也太過份了吧

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還想瞞著我<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881213669.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />



連咱家的狗狗都看不過眼了<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881247214.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />

難怪會發生這種事情<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881340413.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />


這叫我能不生氣嗎<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881419535.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />

可惡的第三者<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/20055288167667.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />



那誰能告訴我老婆好還是情人好呢？<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881723800.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />




老婆好？還是情人好？<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881833903.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />




老婆？情人？<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552881921816.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />





老婆比情人好


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卡卡不再 发表于 2005-5-27 19:12:00

那个两只鞋子的图片 里面有名字还有地址的 明显是上海人么

davidren5 发表于 2005-5-27 19:26:00

好笑啊

虫儿飞 发表于 2005-5-27 22:22:00

可笑

我爱可乐 发表于 2005-5-27 22:58:00

哈好笑

大狸猫 发表于 2005-5-27 23:20:00

有意思

12064 发表于 2005-5-28 08:25:00

老婆比較好

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還是老婆好<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552882253205.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />


是老婆好啦<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552882326361.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />






但是這麼多守則。<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/2005528824102.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />






難怪男生對身高越來越不滿意<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552882456330.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />

12064 发表于 2005-5-28 08:29:00

這些家伙還火上澆油

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但只要去這樣的超市，不管多忙我都願意陪你逛街<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/20055288274470.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />


沒辦法我就只能拿絕活了<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552882741605.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />



不露一手你瞧瞧，你還真當我是病貓﹗<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552882813413.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />



不好意思，不小心失手一次而已

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12064 发表于 2005-5-28 09:53:00

還是這一招適合我﹗

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作完家務后就天天上網﹗<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/20055289525781.gif" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />



天氣太熱是俺也會作些好東西來解涼<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552895257701.gif" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />

12064 发表于 2005-5-28 09:55:00

結婚后手頭太緊﹗沒辦法我想到了下海﹗

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男人不要吊死在一棵樹上嘛﹗

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12064 发表于 2005-5-28 09:57:00

有時實在太難熬也想到了這個地方﹗<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-5/200552895735746.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" />

我爱可乐 发表于 2005-5-28 10:20:00

哦,你贴很强劲

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